"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
03/06/2015 at 03:03 • Filed to: None
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"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
03/06/2015 at 03:03 • Filed to: None | 0
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I have, and I think !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! would still work,
but I need a bigger motorway junction with lots of overpasses and elevated roadways that'd make jumbled earphone wires proud. And if there's anything, it's that the Holy Brtan empire can shoot the pillars down and kill millions of Opponauts.
Do you have any better plan? And who do we elect as new leader of the free Republic of Oppositelock? I vote for $kaycog as Prime Minister and Maxyenco as Arch Duke of the Eagle Low-Drag District.
TheHondaBro
> Wheelerguy
03/06/2015 at 03:05 |
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I like that HondaMan guy, I vote him as supreme overlord.
Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW.
> Wheelerguy
03/06/2015 at 03:14 |
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I vote Aya, El Grande Maestro as leader of Area 89 of Oppositelock Republic.
Area 89 Includes, but not limited to:
-Indonesia
-Timor Leste
-And all the 200 nautical mile area arrounds it.
E. Julius
> Wheelerguy
03/06/2015 at 03:16 |
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The Blackbird is our true ruler. All hail the mighty Blackbird. May your speed always be checked.
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Wheelerguy
> Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW.
03/06/2015 at 03:18 |
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Surely it doesn't include District 63, which is the Philippines? Justin Young and I already have our hands full with China.
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Wheelerguy
> E. Julius
03/06/2015 at 03:19 |
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That, that, that... that's just the national aircraft.
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E. Julius
> Wheelerguy
03/06/2015 at 03:25 |
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That's what you sacrilegious fools have reduced it to! Check your groundspeed and realize where the real power comes from. The cult of the blackbird already knows.
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Wheelerguy
> E. Julius
03/06/2015 at 03:38 |
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*switches to Hammond voice* But it's just an aeroplane. It's a thing, not a person! No sane Republic can have an airplane for a leader. What, so we have kicked BrtSlnd and his henchmen out of Oppositelock and we resctructor, and you come in here saying we bow to an airplane?
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E. Julius
> Wheelerguy
03/06/2015 at 04:12 |
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I only speak what I know to be true. Taken from the Book of the Blackbird:
all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed
Clearly this is allegorical. We are all airplanes, and we should all bow before the King. Savor its majestic return whenever it occurs.
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Wheelerguy
> E. Julius
03/06/2015 at 05:35 |
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*keeps Hammond voice* WE ARE NOT airplanes, dammit! Why do you insist we are? ANd where did that bloody book come from, in fact?
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E. Julius
> Wheelerguy
03/06/2015 at 07:48 |
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All will be explained here: http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/favorite-sr-71…
OPPOsaurus WRX
> Wheelerguy
03/06/2015 at 08:41 |
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maybe i missed something but I never got the Brt thing wtf is Brt
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Wheelerguy
> OPPOsaurus WRX
03/06/2015 at 08:49 |
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BrtStlnd . Brt is BrtStlnd, Emperor-Admiral of the Holy Brtan Empire.
itschrome
> Wheelerguy
03/06/2015 at 09:02 |
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I for one welcome our new Blackbird overlords.
We mere fleshy bags of meat and bones, we wander this dusty rock as it hurls through space and time. Ever malcontent, ever toiling away at feeble attempts of self governance only to time and time again fall into the chaos of selfishness. Inflicting war, famine and injustice on our own brethren. we are but foolish mortals, divine in our own delusions of grandeur and intelligence. Wrought by millennium of repeated cycles of the rise and fall of oppression and tyranny into freedom and self governance only to fall again under the gears of the war machine of oppression once again. I welcome this new age, the dawn of our flying over lord. May the world have the peace it so truly deserve as all the world unites, All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace.
Amen